![]() Hotel ke manager ne tourist se kaha :-Sir jraa is khidki se baahar inder dhanush ka njaara to dekhiye. Mkaan malik :- Agar raksha bandhan pr nhin aai to room khali kr dena. Mkaan malik :- Saal bhar tumhaari bahut behne aai hain ghar pr. Naukar :- Nhin - nhin, kpde to mai pehnta tha pr malik ke. Naukar :- Sahib mai pdre kftne aur maile hone ke dr se pehntaa hi nhin tha. Mai isi kaaran pichhle ghar se baahr hua. Naukarne kaha :- Sahib mai to kanjoosi me mahir hun. Kanjoos seth naukar se :- Mujhe naukar to chahiye pr bahut kanjoos. Pichhle 25 saal se mai murde dhone wali gadi chlaa rha tha. ![]() Passenger ne kaha :- Mujhe nhin pta thke mere haath lgaane se tumharaa dhyaan bhatak jayega.' Taxi driver ne kaha :- Sahib, aap ki glti nhin hai. Mahila bhikhari se :- Tum roz hmaare hi ghar khana mangne kyon aa jate ho ?īhikhari :- Ji doctor ne kaha hai ki ek jaisa hi khana roz khana hai.Ĭhalti hui taxi me peechhe baithe passanger ne kuchh kehne ke liye taxi driver ke kandhe pr haath rakha hi tha ki chalk jor se cheekha aur taxi ka balance kho baitha.Taxi footpath pr chad gyi. ![]() Ramesh Bhikhari se :- Kl tum langde bne hue the aaj andhe bne hue ho.īhikhari :- Babu ji mai tajurba kr raha tha ki kis bhes me bheekh jyadah milti hai. Ptni dukhi swar me boli :- Mujhe koi atraaz nhinhai, kabristan walon se poochh lo. Ek aadmi ki maut ke baad us ka dost us ki ptni ke paas aaya aur bola ," Kya mai us ki jgh le skta hun ?"
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